-"quit being such a titty-baby"
-"maybe after your son comes home from his tour of duty he'll bring home one-a-them middle eastern brides" "i hope not, he's only 20!" "don't matter you won't see her cuz a that scarf they wear"
-"one of our clients is coming in from oklahoma on friday. nouns, you should take them out, i think you should date him. you could stand to get some."
- "[blah blah blah] COLONOSCOPY [blah blah blah]"
-"it IS pretty cold in here, at least thats what nouns' thermometers say"
- man: "your boobs don't look right in that bra. here, let me help you."
-"no your son shouldn't marry a middle easter woman, HE SHOULD MARRY NOUNS!"
considering these are direct quotes from the "professionals" i share an office building with on a single day, maybe we should consider getting an HR department?
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