Sunday, September 7, 2008

forgive me. i am drunk.

the scene: my living room. post booze fest at a concert. i have already been told my left breast is entirely exposed and i totally want whataburger.

the facts
- i lied about my name to 85% of the people i met
-shoulders needs a man to rip her denim romper off her nubile body
-i am texting people to accompany me to a strip club
-everyone else is passed out

k bye.
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