ladies and gents, perpare to hear me bitch. i fell asleep with my white strips on, which means i bleached my teeth for... TWO HOURS AND TEN MINUTES!!! i fully expect my teeth to fall out when by the time i wake up orrr my teeth to be so sensitive that i cant eat. FUUUCCCKK im retarded...
but i have white teeth? ish?
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