two posts. one day.

ha. i am tickled pink with my "pop culture" reference that no one else will find funny. (no i have not and will not watch the video in question). anyways, i'm being extremely productive at work,(read: restarting my computer 95 times and sitting on the phone with tech support until they tell me i cant do anything for 2 days. UGH) so i'm blogging again because i'm just as annoying and talkative in real life. people hate me.

i digress.


i'm totally bringing back asshat of the week.

MTV: you are officially on notice. last night i made the mistake of staying up to watch the VMA's. i really only wanted to see some kickass dance moves from chris brown, some funny commentary from the host (whoever that guy was), some eye candy in the form of justin timberlake, and brit brit make a fool of her self.

NONE OF THESE THINGS HAPPENED. (well they might have, but i was so turned off by that british guy that i couldn't understand and the fact that britney didn't perform that i didn't tune in for more that ohhhh 4 minutes and 23 seconds.) i mean watching her regurgitate some poorly written lines in a feeble attempt to resuscitate her career is... heartwarming? but id much rather watch a panty-less trainwreck. (i have no soul)

last night was my last ditch effort to remain a part of your "demographic". FAIL. instead i watched 3 tivoed episodes of john and kate plus 8, ate half an apple, and cried during the christian the lion youtube video. i believe that puts me in the same demographic as... my mom? SICK. i'm checking out of work early to have a vodka soda and go to the gym. yes, in that order. don't judge.