Do you REALLY need a degree to do that?

I'm currently unemployed and going crazy. Today I was surfing my University's career services website and found this post:

KRAFT/OSCAR MEYER, Hotdogger
Application Deadline: 1/30/2008
Information Session: 2/14/2008, 4:00 pm, CMA 3.102
Interviews: 2/15/2008, CCS
Position(s):
Looking for a Job You Can Relish?
Here is a Job with all the fixings!
Who? - You! We need outgoing, creative, friendly, enthusiastic, graduating college seniors who have an appetite for adventure and are willing to see the world through the windshield of an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Applicants should have a BA or BS, preferably in public relations, journalism, communications, advertising, or marketing, though applicants are not limited to these degrees.
Se Habla Espanol? - Bilingual candidates are encouraged to apply.
What? - To represent Oscar Mayer Foods as a goodwill ambassador through radio and television appearances, newspaper interviews, trade visits and charity functions. To meat and greet people from coast to coast. To maintain company car (Oscar Mayer Wienermobile). To work with internal and external consumer promotions, marketing and sales professionals. To manage your own traveling public relations firm; organizing promotions and pitching TV, radio and print media.
Where? - The Hot Dog Highways of America. Wienermobiles travel through all regions of the country visiting big cities and small towns alike, bringing miles of smiles to millions.
Why? - The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has become an American icon. For over 65 years, the Wienermobile has been able to provide a Wienerwhistle and a laugh for all. Oscar Mayer continues to use the Wienermobile at special events throughout the country and they need people like you to coordinate all aspects of Wienermobile travel and event management.
Condiments-
Receive $500 per week, plus expenses, benefits and clothing.
Experience of being your own traveling public relations firm.
Experience in a self-managed position with many responsibilities.
Be a mini-celebrity in small towns and big cities through event appearances and media interviews, and for being the driver of an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

I don't even know where to begin. The crappy hot dog puns? The word "Wienerwhistle"? The fact that I paid 80 G's for an education that qualifies me to drive a wiener and be a "mini-celebrity" in small towns?

If this is what the REAL WORLD has to offer me, count me out. I much prefer drinking copious amounts of vodka and waking up in the morning wondering if the bed I'm sleeping in is in my apartment and then sleeping off my hangover until about 3pm when I shower and repeat. thanks.