Friday, January 25, 2008

Excuse me waiter, there seem to be some flowers in my beer


Oh 1-8oo-flowers.com, you know just how I like my carnations - surrounded by fake beer. I mean really, this is the ideal gift for so many occasions and at $29.99 its a steal!

I think my favorite part of the arrangement has got to be the faux ice cubes which are really "special acrylic rocks to symbolize your favorite brew." They totally get me! I'm always drinking beer with acrylic rocks in it! The description suggests that this is the perfect gift for "St. Patrick’s Day to birthdays to Father’s Day" but why stop there?

I bought these post-fight for my ex-boyfriend once because what says "Sorry I told your friends you cried when you saw A Walk To Remember even though I still think you are WAY more in touch with your feminine side than I am now lets just get drunk and have make-up sex" better than a plastic beer mug full of cheap flowers and "special rocks"?

If you are in the market for some more really tacky flower arrangements, check out the whole line of Happy Hour Bouquets.

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