I was just pulled over by state troopers under the suspicion that I was driving drunk. Why? Oh because apparently I'm a complete dumbass and I don't know how to turn on the lights in my sister's Hyundai Santa Fe (sexy car, I know). Needless to say the cops thought I had to be drunk to be dumb enough to do a thing like that. Luckily, I was able to convince them that really I'm just an idiot before they forced me to do any field sobriety tests.
As a result I have no choice but to start drinking copious amounts of alcohol and think about my near run-in with the law. And then take a cab downtown.
1 comment:
the one time in your life you WEREN'T drinking
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