The fact that I share DNA with my mother and she's capable of sending this email means I'll never get a date.

News reported by Charm:

Mom didn't forget Jesse's birthday!! Look at how happy Jesse is that he got a present!

Jesse took his present to his favorite seat on the couch to open it

Inside, Jesse found a Mallard duck! His favorite toy! (Tanzy and I shredded his old one)

Then he found a new frisbee!! well, that didn't last long...Tanzy killed it. - I didn't even get a chance to play with it!

He also found a whole bag of Snausages! ( I love those, I hope he shares )

So see, Jesse had a great Birthday!!