You may think you are clever, making my life hell for two weeks while I slowly lost my will to go on living.
You may have ruined my weekend, causing me to spend 48 hours in a horizontal position celebrating no more than 20 consecutive minutes of consciousness while all of my friends enjoyed an allergen-free weekend of debauchery.
You may even have caused me, in a moment of sheer weakness, to call my mother and ask for advice - a grave mistake ending in an hour long conversation about the perils of my lifestlye and my black, black soul.
BUT I FIT INTO MY JEANS AGAIN BECAUSE YOU KEPT ME FROM EATING MORE THAN TWO BITES OF ANYTHING FOR TWO WEEKS SO
SUCK
IT
ALLERGENS.
No Love,
Shoulders
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