Thursday, September 18, 2008

reasons i live in the south.

i am currently in milwaukee... scratch that... a suburb of milwaukee. it fucking sucks. here are the low-lights of my trip.

1. the most noteworthy news is that a kid in the mall here beat someone up for telling him he looks like a jonas brother.
2. people talk so fucking fast here that i cant understand them
3. if i hear someone call a coke "pop" one more time im going to kill them
4. i paid $11.95 for a cup of yogurt for breakfast
5. everytime i walk into the conference room, the whole crowd says "DAALLLAASSS" like its my fucking name
6. i gained like 10 pounds from going out to eat for every meal. sick.

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