Dear American Idol,
I am over Brooke White's lame ass. Strap her to a couch and make her ass watch a rated R movie and while she's defenseless, wipe that shit-eating grin off her face. Also, go ahead and kick David Archuwhatever off. He's squinty and weird and kind of scares me. I don't think that's idol-ish. After you get rid of those two clowns, bring back Micheal Johns. Lord knows I need MJ around for some eye candy because everyone else (except Dreds who I'm on the fence about) has a face only a mother could love.
In short, trim the fat, keep the hottness.
Warm wishes and V-Neck Sweaters (for Simon of course),
NounsAboutMe
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