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Sunday, April 27, 2008

True Story

An actual series of text messages from yesterday that aptly describes the relationship I have with Venus:

TSDL: "I am such a fuck up everyone hates me here I need you and a drink" sent at 1:43 PM

VFS: "I am drunk." recieved at 2:08 PM

TSDL: "I have won them over with booze and my wit" sent at 4:27 PM

VFS: "Im wasted" recieved at 4:37 PM
Posted by These Shoulders Don't Lie at 11:26 AM

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