Friday, April 11, 2008

Overheard in My Office

There is this charming girl I work with, we will call her Karen, because Karen is always a bag of douche. Karen is frequently saying the most inappropriate shit ever so I think the only thing that could make it better would be to blog about it. A few of todays gems were:

"Maybe if you are nice I won't have to punch you in the uterus."


"Do grasshoppers have vages?"


These comments were shortly followed by "I need a beer" straight from my mouth to God's ears. Happy hour time kiddos.

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